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250+ April Fool Messages, Prank Texts and Quotes

April Fool Messages: The funniest and most humorous day of the year is here again, and we are all in need of some creative April fool messages. April 1st gives us the right circumstances to make a fool of our dear ones without any hard feelings.

You can surprise your boyfriend or girlfriend by sending prank messages on this day. April 1st is certainly the best occasion to express your creativity in the hilarious way possible.

Here are some April fool messages you can surely use to prank your friends, family members, boyfriend, or girlfriend.

April Fool Messages

April Fool’s day is a great reason to be less serious and become carefree children to some extent. Wish you a lot of funny and harmful pranks today!

Today is April Fool’s day, but no one should feel like a fool. This is the day for laugh, joy and funny, but not sick, jokes… By the way, do you remember where we buried the corpse when we got drunk at that party last week?

April Fool’s day is the day when you can play tricks on everyone as much as you want, unless someone of them will play a trick on you. Be on a guard and don’t let them take away your crown of the King of jokes!

Everyone loves good jokes and great sense of humour. And today is the day when we can show our talent and make our nearest and dearest laugh brightly. Happy April Fool’s day!

By the way, studies showed that all fools use their THUMB when they read SMS. Now it’s too late, don’t bother to change your finger! Another fool detected!

I may forget to wish you on birthday, Christmas or even New Year day. But I am very thankful to God that I never forget to wish you on this special day dedicated for people like you. Happy April fool!

As is known, laughter makes us live longer. So stop being so serious and relax at least for a day! Enjoy playing jokes and laughing!

You can laugh all day long and nobody will say you’re crazy. You can make fun of your friends and family, but nobody will be offended. That’s the beauty of this day. Wish you a great mood and many-many funny jokes!

Hey, ever thought of the best day to propose a girl. It’s simply April 1- U Know Why?? If she accepts you are lucky, and if it’s the other way round -just tell her April Foooool!!!

We have known each other for so long, don’t you think we can be more than just being friends? Cos I really do love you, I need you to stay beside me. Will you be my partner for a bank robbery? Happy April fool day!

Happy April fool’s day! umm, just a tip: check your toilet, sink, fridge, plates, phone, everything that can be touched, don’t leave the house, just lay in your bed, wrapped in your blanket and hope for the best…

April first is just like any other spring morning, you wake up, do what you gotta do, but then you remember… it’s April fool’s day, and on that day there are two types of people, some fool others for laughs, prank them and just have fun, others lock their doors, windows, turn of their phones and just wait for the day to end.

The day for the pro prankers is finally here, you know, it’s like a second birthday for them, they get to do what they love and they can’t be judged for that, this is why I love April fool’s day! And of course don’t forget the fools!

You think you are the best at pranks huh? You thing you can fool people that easily without them getting back at you? Well, I have to say… You are absolutely right, because people these days are cowards, keep up the good work!

April fool’s day is a horror day for people who don’t know how to prank, or fool anyone, because when they try, it backfires, and they end up being the fools, pro tip: go to google and just read something useful about April fools, trust me it helps!

It’s that time of the month again… April fool’s day! When people end up in the hospital with heart attacks hearing the words “I’m pregnant, and it’s yours” or “it’s over!” and it is actually being over, when the other person thinks it’s a joke.. ahhh best day ever!

April fools – the day when no one trusts anyone, because you never know what could happen, maybe you will end up with a water balloon, or pie to your face, or just plain pranked, because people these days are pros at this stuff!

Some people know April as a beautiful spring month, some call it the middle of spring, but only a few remember one special day… April first! In other words April fool’s day! I hope you don’t get fooled!

No matter what it is 1st March or 1st April. A fool is always a fool. You know what I mean. ?

I am feeling so excited to let you know that I’m getting married on the 32nd of March this year. I’ll be so happy if you attend the ceremony.

Do you hear that Aliens have contacted the Earth? Just google it to know more. Surely, it will be on trending today. Don’t end up as a fool.

We live during the end of time when babies are born with no teeth, and people read messages with no brain. Such a difficult time to live!

Do you know that the first day of the 4th month of this year is going to be the longest day on earth? Check out the official page of NASA for more details!

The month of March has been extended by 24 hours this year to avoid April 1. So, don’t be worried. No one is going to make a fool out of you this year.

Breaking News! Scientists have confirmed the outbreak of a new virus that may affect people of all ages worldwide right at the beginning of April this year. Once attacked by the virus, patients cannot sleep without closing their eyes. Be very careful!

What if I told you your whole life was a lie? What if there is the 32nd day of March, and what if the rest 364 days in a year all are called April 1st? What if you wake up and realize that you are an April fool forever?

Tomorrow, don’t believe if someone tells you that the sun rises east and sets at the west. Just tell them that the sun never rises or sets; it always remains at the same place!

Surviving April 1st is easy. Just be yourself, and it’s all the same as the other 364 days! By the way, did you know the celebration of April 1st this year has been postponed due to the covid19 pandemic?

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. – Douglas Adams

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool, usually has his suspicions.

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool. – Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit;
Change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and
Mistaking foes for friends.

A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. – William Blake

Good made daylight which is called sun and brightness at night which is called moon and then he made a fool and that is you….. Happy Fool’s Day dear!!!”

There are so many tensions in this world and just one day to take a break from them….. Best wishes on April Fool’s Day to you.

I am going on world tour on the April 1st and it is a fully sponsored holiday…… Come join me because it is Fool’s Day.

A fool is always a fool and therefore, the date doesn’t matter….. But still I want to wish you on April 1st a very Happy Fool’s Day!!!

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. – Henry Louis Mencken

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. – Robert Frost

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke – and that the joke is oneself. – Clifton Paul Fadiman

April Fool Messages for Boyfriend

I have fallen in love with someone else, and I am thinking of finally telling you everything about it on April 1st. So that you don’t take this matter seriously!

Your presence in my life is just as much important as the 32nd day of March. I really love you so much.

I have so many things to say to you. But I want you to prepare yourself first to hear what I have to say. Ok, now go in front of a mirror. What do you see? The first person to become an April fool by me!

I have thought about it again and again. I think now is the right time to tell you about it. I’m pregnant. Now tell me, how’d you like to become a father on April 1st?

If you can say APRIL without your lips touching, you are, in fact, one of the few people who can never be fooled on April 1st. Try it now!

If April fool had an official face, it would be you. Anyone can make a fool of you out of nothing. The real fun of April fool still exists because of people like you!

A cup of milk, 2 spoons of sugar and some melted chocolates…… do you want to know what I am making? I am making a fool out of you! Happy April 1st!

Breaking News! A new island called fool’s paradise has been discovered, and it has been named after you. The residents of the island are demanding a visit from you on April 1st, this year!

April Fool Messages for Girlfriend

Every year has a day for parents, a day for friends, a day for lovers, and a day for you! Do you the day? It’s April 1st, my love!

Have you seen the moon yet? It’s the most beautiful moon ever. Just look up in the sky and ……. Keep looking until you see the moon rising!

The moment you see this message, your back button will stop working, and your Facebook profile will be hacked instantly. Wait, did you click on your back button? Congratulations! You’ve been made an April fool!

If you feel a little stressed and worried, bite the tip of your middle finger. It’s a scientifically proven trick of anxiety management, especially effective for April fools around the world.

Scientists have discovered that fat people appear to be slim when they look at themselves through the mirror from a distance of exactly 3 feet. The news of this groundbreaking discovery came on April 1st, last year!

Swallowing 5 chewing gums a day makes your skin softer and more glowing. So, next time you buy chewing gums, swallow them whole instead of chewing! Happy April 1st!

Today is only for you. You’ll be celebrated throughout the day and be praised for all your glorified foolishness. Happy April 1st, my love!

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April Fool Messages for Friends

Your mobile is about to blast in 10 seconds. 10 9 8 7 6 5 3 2 1 0…………… still alive? Must be from china!! Happy April fool!

You might have enjoyed your day to the fullest. And why won’t you? After all, it’s April 1st, the day in every year when you get to feel like the king, the king of fools to be more specific!

Today, don’t believe if someone says ‘I love you’ to you. Everyone will try hard to make you fool today because it’s so easy to make you a fool!

People affected by coronavirus can’t do more than 5 pushups. I have tried, and I think I am ok. Please try this, my friend. Your health matters a lot to me! And yes, Happy April 1st off course!

Congratulations! You’ve got 50% off in any online shopping on 1st April 2021. Use your voucher called ‘April Fool’ and your name as the secret code!

You can’t read this message with one eye closed. Just kidding! Of course, you can be stupid. I was trying to make you a fool, and look how easy it was!

No matter how hard you try, you can never touch the tip of your nose with your tongue. Congratulations! What a disgusting, stupid fool you are!

I have discovered a cartoon in you. You can see it too! Just look at yourself through the mirror! Happy April 1st!

Someone Misses U, Needs U, Worries About U, Lonely Without U, Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN … THE ZOO …

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means:

Do You Know the best day to propose a girl? That is only April 1. Wanna Know Why? If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell her April Fool.

Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”

A study has proven that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

Hey Friend Today is your day. So Wishing you many… many Happy Returns of the day.

If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

Last night I Got a severe Head pain…
I went to the Doctor …
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person…
“Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?”

So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
See …….how Sweetly I LIE.

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It’s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere…. NEVER MIND, I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN.

Hey, I wanna say something, And that is our BREAK UP. You really can’t imagine How this happened in one day. One Handsome comes in my life Hold my hands slowly and says…

I know that every one has fooled you…..
But truly i am wishing you a happy fools day….

Fact 1: You can not touch your both lips with your tongue.
Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.

Happy 1st April

It has been years since I met you and over all these years I have realized t hat you are worth a million dollars. So if you don’t mind then can I please sell you and become rich?

Hey, just wanted to tell you that I have got engaged and will be getting married on 1st April…. Idiot I just made a fool out of you….it’s Fools Day.

God created daylight and we called it Sun, God created nightlight and we called it Moon, God created entertainment and we called it fun and when God created you, we all called you Cartoon.

I have been missing you a lot my sweetheart.…. Sender: Priyanka Chopra +91-9865986565. “Stupid, don’t be so happy. She sent this love message to me.”

I may forget to wish you on Holi, Diwali, Eid and Christmas but I can never forget to wish on your birthday as you are special to me. Happy April Fools Day my friend… I know this is your real birthday.

Mil gaya…mil gaya…oye sach mien mil gaya….mil gaya who khaas insaan jo padh raha hai mere April fool day ka special message. You are my dearest sweetest fool.

My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright. u know why?
Coz u r a “Tubelight…..

Plz go to creat message on mobile, Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION, Then type this number & see the magic

Today, Tomorrow & Forever, there will be one heart always beating for you.
You Know Whose?
Yours Of Course STUPID. ?
Happy April Fools Day.

God made daylight & it’s called SUN. God made Entertainment & it’s called FUN. God made the Night light & it’s called Moon. God made you, and you’re called CARTOON.

April Fool’s Day Quotes

“Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.” – Charles Lamb

“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.” – William Shakespeare

“Some people can’t be fooled on April Fool’s Day because they were fooled too many times during their entire lifetime.” – Akash B Chandran

“The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.” – Mark Twain

“April Fools’ is the only day to take people seriously.” – Criss Jami

“Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.” – Euripides

“I’m not a fan of April Fools’ Day. I can take a joke; I just don’t want to BE the joke.” – Stewart Stafford

“It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.” – Anatole France

“A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.” – Robert Frost

“If you are not cool, who cares, give a hoot and make a fool out of you.” – P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar

“Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment.” – Horace

“Today is the day to propose. If she accepts, great, if not just say April Fools.” – Unknown

Don’t miss the chance to fool your friend, boyfriend, or girlfriend on April 1st, or else you’ll be the one to become an April fool. Use your creativity to the fullest and show them how smartly you can crack jokes on them without them even realizing it. Our compilation of April fool jokes and prank messages will surely give you an extra edge over them because these are the most creative and humorous April fool jokes you’ll ever find on the internet. So, stop your search right now, right here, and select the one you like from our list. Send it right away as a text message or post it as social media post to outsmart every single one of them when it comes to playing April fool pranks!

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