Here you’ll find the best Scott Adams Twitter quotes on food, humor, vegetarian, creativity, philosophy, and so much more.
Scott Adams is an American artist and cartoonist born on June 8, 1957, in Windham, New York.
You may have come to know this author through his nonfiction works of commentary, satire, and business.
Reportedly, the content created by this cartoonist has been featured in over 800 newspapers.
That being so, his quotes are one you should hold in high esteem.
Let’s show you some of the top Scott Adams Twitter quotes
Scott Adams Twitter Quotes
The best Scott Adams Twitter quotes include:
“I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”
― Scott Adams
“Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.”
― Scott Adams
“The best you can hope for in a relationship is to find
someone whose flaws are the sort you don’t mind. It is
futile to look for someone who has no flaws, or someone
who is capable of significant change; that sort of person
exists only in our imaginations.”
― Scott Adams, God’s Debris: A Thought Experiment
“You’re thinking I’m one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I’m not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.”
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“Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he’ll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you’re a consultant.”
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“Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. — Dogbert’s Motto”
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“If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?”
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“The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.”
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“Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.”
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“Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.”
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“You can change only what people know, not what they do.”
― Scott Adams, God’s Debris: A Thought Experiment
“When did ignorance become a point of view?”
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“If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you’ll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.”
― Scott Adams, Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel
“Everybody is somebody’s else’s weirdo”
― Scott Adams
“I get mail; therefore I am.”
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“The best things in life are silly.”
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“I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don’t mind that my quality approaches zero.”
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“I made a list of skills in which I think every adult should gain a working knowledge. I wouldn’t expect you to become a master of any, but mastery isn’t necessary. Luck has a good chance of finding you if you become merely good in most of these areas. I’ll make a case for each one, but here’s the preview list.
― Scott Adams, How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life
“Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational
things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the
principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.”
― Scott Adams
“A goal is a specific objective that you either achieve or don’t sometime in the future. A system is something you do on a regular basis that increases your odds of happiness in the long run. If you do something every day, its a system. If you’re waiting to achieve it someday in the future, it’s a goal. If you achieve your goal, you celebrate and feel terrific, but only until you realize you just lost the thing that gave you purpose and direction. Your options are to feel empty and useless, perhaps enjoying the spoils of your success until they bore you, or set new goals and reenter the cycle of permanent presuccess failure. All I’m suggesting is that thinking of goals and systems as very different concepts has power. Goal-oriented people exist in a state of continuous presuccess failure at best, and permanent failure at worst if things never work out. Systems people succeed every time they apply their systems, in the sense that they did what they intended to do. The goals people are fighting the feeling of discouragement at each turn. The systems people are feeling good everytime they apply their system. That’s a big difference in terms of maintaining your personal energy in the right direction.”
― Scott Adams, How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big: Kind of the Story of My Life
“Remember there’s no such thing
as a small act of kindness.
Every act creates a ripple effect
with no logical end.”
― Scott Adams
“The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.”
― Scott Adams
“There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.”
― Scott Adams, Dilbert’s Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland
“Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.”
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“The human mind is a delusion generator, not a window to trurh.”
― Scott Adams, God’s Debris: A Thought Experiment
“Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there’s no limit to what you can achieve. ”
― Scott Adams, Dilbert’s Guide to the Rest of Your Life: Dispatches from Cubicleland
“When life gives you lemons… choke on them and die… you stupid lemon eater.”
― Scott Adams
“Intelligence is a measure of how well you function within your level of awareness.”
― Scott Adams, God’s Debris: A Thought Experiment
“You don’t have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they’ve taught me.”
― Scott Adams
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
Scott Adams
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Scott Adams
Normal people… believe that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
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There’s nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot. – Scott Adams
There’s nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Scott Adams
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott Adams
Remember there’s no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.
Scott Adams
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
Scott Adams
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Scott Adams
You don’t have to be a ‘person of influence’ to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they’ve taught me.
Scott Adams
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.
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The world is like a reverse casino. In a casino, if you gamble long enough, you’re certainly going to lose. But in the real world, where the only thing you’re gambling is, say, your time or your embarrassment, then the more stuff you do, the more you give luck a chance to find you.
Scott Adams
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
Scott Adams
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it’s done.
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Every skill you acquire doubles your odds of success.
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I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
Scott Adams
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. – Scott Adams
Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future, scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.
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Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
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The only risk of failure is promotion.
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If you drill down on any success story, you always discover that luck was a huge part of it. You can’t control luck, but you can move from a game with bad odds to one with better odds. You can make it easier for luck to find you. The most useful thing you can do is stay in the game.
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Let’s form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
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Happiness is nothing but good health and freedom, and money is the single best way you can buy your freedom.
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If a job’s worth doing, it’s too hard.
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Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.
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Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that’s O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.
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You don’t argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn’t eat candy for dinner. You don’t punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don’t argue when a women tells you she’s only making 80 cents to your dollar. It’s the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.
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We don’t always have an accurate view of our own potential. I think most people who are frightened of public speaking and can’t imagine they might feel different as a result of training. Don’t assume you know how much potential you have. Sometimes the only way to know what you can do is to test yourself.
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Beware of advice about successful people and their methods. For starters, no two situations are alike. Your dreams of creating a dry-cleaning empire won’t be helped by knowing that Thomas Edison liked to take naps.
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In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn’t have to ride around with jerks.
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The most important thing when you study hypnosis is that you learn that humans are irrational. Until you understand that, hypnosis is hard to do… For me, it was this great awakening to understand that humans are deeply irrational, and it’s probably the greatest influence on me in terms of my writing.
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Before ‘Dilbert,’ I tried to become a computer programmer. In the early days of computing, I bought this big, heavy, portable computer for my house. I spent two years nights and weekends trying to write games that I thought I would sell. Turns out I’m not that good a programmer, so that was two years that didn’t work out.
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Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
Scott Adams
One strategy for getting ahead is being incredibly good at a particular skill; you need to be world-class to stand out for that skill. In my case, I layered fairly average skills together until the combination became special.
Scott Adams
I get mail; therefore I am.
Scott Adams
Rotten bosses don’t get better. Any strategy that assumes they can is doomed.
Scott Adams
For most people, it’s easy to be passionate about things that are working out, and that distorts our impression of the importance of passion. I’ve been involved in several dozen business ventures over the course of my life, and each one made me excited at the start. You might even call it passion.
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Obviously there’s not much options when you’re a cartoonist – you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.
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I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
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I think ‘Dilbert’ will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. ‘Dilbert’ is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened.
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I’ve tried lots of things. The reality is, I’m excited by everything on Day 1. And if by Day X things aren’t working the way I hoped, I lose my passion. I have not seen the correlation between my passion and my success.
Scott Adams
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
Scott Adams
The best things in life are silly. – Scott Adams
The best things in life are silly.
Scott Adams
I’m surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.
Scott Adams
My failed corporate career became the fodder for the ‘Dilbert’ comic. Once it became clear I would not be climbing any higher on the corporate ladder, it freed me to mock managers without worrying that it would stall my career. Most failures create some sort of unplanned freedom. I took full advantage of mine.
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One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there’s something about that that keeps it fresh to the viewer.
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The greenest home is the one you don’t build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that’s already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don’t want.
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Success is entirely accessible, even if you happen to be a huge screw-up 95 percent of the time.
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Many, if not most, career opportunities come to you through people you know. So the more people you know, the more opportunities you have. Improving your social network is a great example of a system for moving from lower odds to better odds without having a specific goal.
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We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
Scott Adams
I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff.
Scott Adams
The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
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In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can’t use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants.
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There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don’t let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it’s not like I’m just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.
Scott Adams
If your goal is to lose 10 pounds, you may wake up each day with failure in mind because the goal is hard to reach, and you are progressing only by small amounts. It takes up all your willpower. I recommend that instead of a goal, you have a system.
Scott Adams
I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, ‘You know, I’m the only person in this restaurant who can’t draw.’
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I’m predicting that we’ll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with ‘thought you’d be interested,’ and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.
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I have an endless stream of suggestions coming in from readers who are in cubicles. That keeps me going.
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One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
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