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Funny Anniversary Wishes
I opened my mailbox today. Surprisingly, there was no divorce letter to be found. Happy anniversary love!
Whenever I see two of you, it makes me wonder if Shakespeare is alive & writing sonnets about your romance. Happy anniversary to the both of you! Never change.
I have learned that marriage is a boxing ring. Thank you, partner, for smacking some sense into me. Love you.
I assume God must have stuck some superglue between you two on the day of your wedding. Both of you seem so attached. Have a lovely happy anniversary!
Leo Tolstoy wrote a book about us. It was titled “War and Peace.” Happy anniversary darling!
These days, I find myself smiling a lot. I must be going mad, or perhaps it's because of you, darling. Happy anniversary!
I have given up watching comedy shows because I love watching the two of you quarrel in that comical fashion that you always do. Congrats on your anniversary!
Grammatically speaking, I consider you to be a period. Because you complete the sentence of my marriage.
The day I got married, I tore the calendar in half. It was because I wanted to share my days with you. Happy anniversary.
Love is like a war between two battling armies – easy to begin; but difficult to end. Happy Anniversary anyways!
Don't view your years of marriage as when time stood still, rather, thinking about it as the minutes flying by. Congrats on your big anniversary you two lovebirds!
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular. Happy Anniversary!
X years of marriage! I have shoes older than that! No, really, happy anniversary.
Defying the long odds, you two have stayed married for another year. Who would've guessed? Just kidding, hope you find time to celebrate in a big way!
To say you two were meant for each other is a disservice to one of you. (You know who! Wink, wink). Happy Anniversary.
Cupid's arrow was a bullseye when you two came together. Happy Anniversary!
To the hip couple who always seems connected at the hip – congrats!
Sweet words, kind acts and the high cost of lawyers hold marriages together. Keep the good times rolling and happy anniversary!
Funny Anniversary Wishes for Wife
I was thinking of going to the confectionery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home. Happy anniversary, dear!
With flowers in my hands and a smile plastered to my face, I rejoice for both of us being alive to this day. A solemn, happy anniversary!
My wife has made me religious. I pray to God for salvation every day now. Happy anniversary, my lovely demon.
Beautiful things in life are often short-lived. And yet, I am fortunate enough to be holding your hands to this day. Happy anniversary, my love!
On this very day, I scribbled my name in the tombstone of marriage. Surprisingly, my wife has made my afterlife awfully delightful. Happy anniversary!
My wife is a delightful cook. She really knows how to stir those emotions in the pot of our marriage. Happy anniversary!
Happy Anniversary from someone that you're probably shocked knew it was our anniversary.
Today we celebrate your most difficult accomplishment, staying married to me all these years.
You would think this thing called love would get easier. Nope. Happy Anniversary!
Cheers to another year of pain and suffering.
I feel like I'm the peanut butter to your jelly. We just go together well.
Today we recognize and celebrate one of the greatest achievements of all time — your staying married to me for X years! Happiest of Anniversaries.
Now if I can just remember your birthday too! Happy Anniversary.
Each anniversary that passes it gets a little easier for me to accept the fact that you will be stuck with me for the rest of my life.
It would be hard to imagine a life without you — laundry, cooking, and cleaning don't just happen by themselves. Happy Anniversary!
It started with a dream of a life together – and the dream just keeps getting better (despite an occasional nightmare). Happy Anniversary.
Funny Anniversary Wishes for Husband
Happy anniversary, my favorite clown. Thank you for making my marriage a circus. Wouldn't have it any other way and a happy anniversary.
You're like a live wire because whenever I'm around you, I can feel the sparks of love. Happy anniversary!
Thank you, husband, for being my personal bank. Know that your client loves you sincerely. By the way, happy anniversary.
My husband is a solvent with a low boiling point. But, when I kiss him, his anger evaporates. Happy anniversary, my other half.
Ok, so most of our candlelight dinners are when the electricity goes off. But, you still keep me charged every day. Love you and happy anniversary.
Another revolution of the earth and you still have me spinning head over heels in love. Congratulations on our Anniversary, Lover Boy!
God proved his sense of humor when he matched you and me together. He also proved His genius. Three cheers, we made it another year hubby!
Ok, after all these years, we have it figured out: You wear the pants and I control the bank account. Happy Anniversary!
Peanut butter and jelly are not a finer match. Cheers to our Anniversary!
Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Let's celebrate while we can – happy anniversary!
On your anniversary, I want you to know how much I love annoying you. Thank you for putting up with me, my dear.
Funny Anniversary Wishes for Friends
I remember seeing lovebirds at the national zoo here. You guys remind me of that. Happy anniversary!
Statistically speaking, you guys are outliers. It's not normal for individuals to love one another the way you guys do __ years into your marriage. Happy anniversary.
You know, your marriage won't be blessed if you don't invite your friends to your anniversary. From the deepest corners of my heart, your guardian angel wishes you both a happy anniversary.
My friend, I would like to congratulate you on taking good care of your adopted overgrown male partner. Happy anniversary and keep up the excellent job.
Wedding anniversaries, like birthdays, are a time to celebrate surviving another year. So happy you survived yours. Sending you best wishes on your anniversary.
You have walked through your marriage hand in hand. Was it love that made you do it or the fear of killing each other if you let go? I'm guessing it was love. All the best on your anniversary!
They say marriage makes you live longer. I guess it's true because you've been married forever. Congratulations on your anniversary, and best wishes for many more to come you old lovebirds.
The longer two people stay together, the more they look like each other. Hopefully, you two don't grow matching beards. Have an awesome anniversary.
Your marriage is the perfect example of true love. You don't get annoyed when he hogs the television to watch sports, and he doesn't get annoyed when you paint the bedroom pink. Congratulations on another anniversary.
You fight, then you make up. Then you argue again and reconcile. Such is the life of happily married couples like you. Have a relaxing anniversary.
There's a cover for every pot, and you have found yours. Enjoy the perfect match you have, and celebrate your anniversary with a warm helping of love. Congratulations!
Best wishes to you on your anniversary! You guys have such an amazing love story! You remind me of Romeo & Juliet, except without all the family drama and tragedy. Congratulations again you two.
Congratulations! It's the anniversary of the day you threw the most kickbutt party ever! The booze was flowing and the music was thumping, what a day it was. Oh yeah there was some sort of ceremony too. You got hitched! It was a great day indeed!
Woo hoo! Congratulations! You've made it! It's your wedding anniversary! Can you hardly believe this much time has passed since you tied the knot?! Well the best is yet to come, my friend!
Wishing you a sensational wedding anniversary! This calls for a huge celebration and perhaps a little bubbly? Congratulations to a fabulous couple!
Is there anything better than a wedding? Yes! An anniversary! This means that the wedding was a success! You made it! Now let's get a few more anniversaries under our belt before we get a little overly excited… just kidding. Cheers to you both!
Congratulations on you both being able to put up with each other's crap! It's a miracle! You guys rock! Now the important question is…where is the free booze?
You two have made this whole ‘love and marriage' and ‘til death do you part' business look pretty darn enticing. You have me thinking I might consider it for myself one of these days…Congratulations to an exceptional couple!
My friend, I'd like to remind you that anything in excess is bad for your health. But, also remember, your wife is always right. May your anniversary bring you new light!
Funny Anniversary Wishes for Parents
Mum and Dad, you've set a new record. You've been sleeping with one another for the past (number) years. Nah, you're not dreaming. It's your anniversary.
In the Olympic Games of marriage, you've won medals for producing smart, handsome children like me. Happy anniversary, Mum and Dad.
Imagine a little child having to deal with the scolding of a couple united by love. Luckily, the young child survives. The child sends his deepest warm wishes on their anniversary.
Mum, you might be losing your memory, but Dad will make sure that both of you continue to make new memories. Happy anniversary to you both!
Best of luck to you on your anniversary, Mom and Dad. It's a special day for me as well as you because it would have been impossible for me to send this message without you. Thanks.
Anniversary wishes are sent your way. Love from your one and only favorite child.
You know I'm a product of your love – a by-product of your successful marriage. Am I not the best thing that ever happened to you? Okay, maybe not. The best thing that ever happened to you was your marriage to each other. Congratulations on your anniversary day.
You watched me grow up, and I watched your love grow through the years. Unlike my wardrobe, it's a good thing your marriage was always a good fit. Sincere wishes on your anniversary, Mom and Dad!
I wish to have a good marriage like yours one day. One that's blessed with mutual respect, love, understanding, and a wonderful son like me. You're welcome. Have a marvelous anniversary.
Anniversary wishes to my wonderful parents. Best wishes from the wonderful daughter you created.
I never thought I'd have parents as cool and as you. Guess you get your coolness from me. May your anniversary be as awesome as you are my Parental Units.
Funny Anniversary Quotes
“I'll love you even when you're old and wrinkly.” – Laurell K. Hamilton
“A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.” – Paul Sweeney
“Congratulations! Cheer's to another year of suffering and misery.” – Unknown
“Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.” – Joey Adams
“Drug stores understand life. That's why the Anniversary cards and Sympathy cards are right next to each other.” – Unknown
“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
“A wedding band is the smallest handcuff ever made, I'm glad I chose my cellmate wisely.” – Unknown
“Focus on continually changing and growing in order to make sure you are someone your spouse would still choose today.” – Dr. Steven Craig
“Marriage is a three-ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and suffering.” – Chester Wooley
“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it Love.” – Dr. Seuss
“Behind every great man – there's a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey