280+ Funny Birthday Wishes Messages and Quotes

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Funny Birthday Wishes

You have officially gotten past of the teenage years. Its time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!

You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday!

It’s a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t get fooled by the one that tells you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday

Whatever doesn’t kill you, makes you older and uglier. Yes, that’s life my dear. Don’t be fooled by the illusions. Happy Birthday!


There’s no shame in thinking like a teenage boy when you are old as the hills. Wishing you a Happy Birthday. May you live long!

There’s nothing to be worried about getting old. Look at you, you are old and still doing great. Happy Birthday dear oldy.

Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!

If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!

Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!


Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!

Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know!

Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!

On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!

Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!


Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!

Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!

As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like ‘always save money for retirement’!

Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how old you are!

Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!


Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!

Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer!

Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I’m still young!

Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!

Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other vain people on social media who call themselves your ‘friends’, too.


I was going to send your gift in the mail, but the mail service said I weighed too much, so here I am.

Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- I’m here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!

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You have been alive for so many years and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday!

A man is as big as his imagination and as old as his age. True for you. Happy Birthday dear. I’m glad that you still have your teeth.

Funny Birthday Text Messages

I wish some people would stop wasting things. Just like you. You are wasting space on the earth and certainly wasting the time of others. Happy Birthday!


Another delicious cake is going to be wasted today for the birthday of a useless person whose existence in this world makes no difference at all. Happy Birthday to that person!

Today, anyone not mentioning in their wishes that you have gotten old and ugly, is a liar. Anyway, Happy Birthday dear, you are aging beautifully each year!

Even if I was smoking cracks, I would still see the sign of aging on your face. How could anyone not notice that? Happy Birthday dear but you have to accept the truth!

Have you ever thought what a stupid douchebag you were when we were kids? Guess what, you haven’t changed at all. Happy Birthday!

If you are good at something, don’t do it for free. And if you are good at nothing, just shut up and don’t ask for a gift. Happy Birthday!


A guy texts you on your phone, wishes you a Happy Birthday and next day, you think he’s gonna buy you some gifts? No, he is the one asking for a treat. Happy Birthday!

The saddest truth of life is that some people get older without being wiser. You remind me of those unfortunate people. Happy Birthday!

We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!

One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!

Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message. Happy Birthday!


It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!

Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday!

To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even. Happy Birthday!

I can’t believe how big you’re getting! Long gone are the days when I could steal cake from your plate and no one would ever be the wiser. Happy Birthday!

Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday!


I’m not a fan of overly sweet messages as you know, birthdays are for fun! So let’s ditch the old folks later and get out and about like we used to! Happy Birthday!

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Friends

Friends like you makes me feel younger and more handsome. I wish you have two birthdays a year so you get older twice as fast as me. Happy Birthday!

Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Don’t be sad my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!

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You’ll look great even when you have no teeth just like you are doing pretty well even without a brain. Happy Birthday my friend!

I’m pretty sure you are missing your childhood so much. That’s exactly what people do when they get old. Happy Birthday!


Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!

If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!

Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!

Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!

Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know!


Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!

On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!

Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!

Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!

Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!


As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like ‘always save money for retirement’!

Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how old you are!

You made it! You are now officially old! Maybe no one else has the guts to let you know, but don’t worry. In my opinion you’ll make a sexy grey fox for sure!

Another year, another birthday to organize, another headache. You better get used to headaches; they become more and more common when pushing middle age!

You may be just a one year old baby! So you can’t read this message yet! But since we have Twitter, Facebook and the Cloud, doing this kind of thing now makes sense!


Last year it was a nice dinner at a fantastic hotel, the year before we went to Vegas, and now this year you’re just staying in? I guess the rumors are true, old age does ruin people. Happy Birthday! Have a good one!

I never celebrate my birthday with a huge party, and you always ask me why. While tomorrow you will be surrounded by mess and a pile of huge hospitality bills, I will be enjoying a nice quiet lie in. That’s why.

If you are hung over, struggle to think clearly and suffer a terrible headache in the morning, don’t worry. It only means you’ve had one of the best nights of your life!

If you were a boy I would be telling you to have a great time, not to be shy, to be brave, talk to everyone and not to get into too much trouble! But since you’re a girl I’m obliged to remind you that talking to strangers is a bad idea. Stay away from all naughty looking boys and don’t get into any trouble at all! Enjoy!

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Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!


Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!

Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer!

Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I’m still young!

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Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!

Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other vain people on social media who call themselves your ‘friends’, too.


I was going to send your gift in the mail, but the mail service said I weighed too much, so here I am.

Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- I’m here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!

Some people are old, some are beautiful and some are both. You are not old enough to be called ‘old’ and certainly not good looking enough to be called ‘beautiful. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother

You can pretend to be old when you are dead. Till then, you are just a little kid who wants to grow up someday. Happy Birthday, baby brother!

Happy Birthday dear brother. I hope you will remain to be just as much annoying as now even when you are 100 years old.


Happy Birthday to the boy who was found on the road and picked up by my parents. Wish you all the good things in life, brother!

You are the epitome of stupidity and a living legend for annoying people. Bad luck for me that you are my brother. Happy Birthday!

This is one of the few days when you can come out of the jungle and act like humans. To celebrate that, I wish you a very happy birthday.

I am happy for you today, even though you are adopted and were found in a bin. Wishing you a very happy and prosperous birthday, bro.

Dear bro, I know we don’t always get along, I mean, except when we’re both wasted, but I really want to wish you a very happy birthday. So, I brought beer. You’re welcome.


Hey brother, you’re very welcome. You have such a great sister in me, no wonder you turned out so awesome! Have the best birthday ever. We both deserve it.

Wishing a happy birthday to my favorite brother of all time- I know you’re my only brother, but still. You’re the best I could ask for all year round.

Stellar, rock star, rad, amazing, super awesome, gorgeous- wait, who are we talking about? Oh sorry, that was me. But you’re pretty cool too, bro. Have a very special birthday!

You know your life is a mess when your stupidity is increasing disproportionally to your age. That’s you brother. Happy Birthday!

Life can be so unfair at times. I don’t know what bad I did in life to deserve such an annoying brother like you. Happy Birthday!


Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister

I know you would have been so happy if I said, “you are aging so beautifully”. But sadly. Lying is not one of my good qualities. Happy Birthday!

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Enjoy your birthday this year to the fullest because who knows, after a few years, you might feel ashamed of your true age. Happy Birthday!

Do you know why you are my favorite sister? Because you are dumb and you don’t even know it. Happy Birthday my dear!

Birthday wishes nowadays are so full of lies. They may make you smile but the truth is you are not more beautiful than you were last year. Happy Birthday!

I was going to make a joke about your age, but we’re getting to a time when that would still be TOO cruel, sis! Happiest of birthdays.


They say there is always time to plan your future, but today let’s just set a reminder on your phone, right, sister?

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You are very gifted person; in a race of two people, you would always be the first runner up. So, a very happy birthday to you, sis. May your talents keep shining like this always.

Frankly, you look just as young as you were on the first day we met! And imagine I saw you on the first day you were born, little sister!

You remember how mother used to say to keep our mouths shut unless we had something good to say? Well, it appears I can only say one thing, since the rest would be nonsense: Happy birthday, sis.

You never seem to age, so let me remind you how old you really are: you’re old enough to drink, young enough to get pregnant, and just the right age to make something of yourself. So by all means, hurry up before it’s too late! Oh, and, as they say, many happy returns.


Do you know what amuses me the most? Seeing that you are unable to hide your age even with this heavy makeup. Happy Birthday, loser!

One more year has gone from your life and it seems like you are on a mission to be the fattest girl in the world. Good luck with that. Happy Birthday!

Funny Birthday Messages for Colleagues

I have to appreciate the way you try to act like a young man. You must be having a busy time coloring your hair black every day. Happy Birthday!

Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday!

Let’s have a night out in honor of your birthday. Let’s drink and party all night long. And of course, let’s not hope we end up at the hospital tomorrow. Happy Birthday!


Age is just like a badge of honor. The older you are, the more respected you are in the office. Happy Birthday to you. Wish you all the best!

We decided to buy a bog, sweet birthday cake for you. Although we are not sure if you are allowed to eat cake at this age. Happy Birthday!

No one remains young forever. But you should have stayed young for at least a couple of years, at least for me. Happy Birthday!

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