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Funny Farewell Messages
You may have a very good job there. You may also enjoy a high salary. But you’ll never find such amazing co-workers like us! Please reconsider!
We will miss seeing you in the office. (Not really). Have a great life.
I wish you trouble in your new office. Also, be sure to impress them as well. Good luck, man.
I know that you are going to get an awesome salary in your new job but there is no guarantee that you will get awesome colleagues like us too. Do you still want to go?
It will not be the same without you. It will actually be better! Farewell!
Goodbye, don’t cry! We won’t! Just kidding—you will be sorely missed.
The fact that we have to train another person to be one of us are stressing me out. Don’t leave, please.
Having awesome colleagues is a bad habit, because it’ll be impossible to work with someone else now that you’re leaving. Goodbye.
You are a great buddy, you really know how to spoil people! We are all going to miss you a lot! Wishing you great success in your future. Keep in touch.
Now that you are leaving, miscellaneous expenses of the company will decrease, productivity will increase, deadlines will be met and efficiency will spike. On a serious note, the exact opposite will happen. Farewell.
All these years you were my boss first, friend second. Now that you have resigned, I look forward to being just your friend. Farewell.
Instead of saying farewell to you, I wish I could say fare-bad so that you come back and continue working with us. But I won’t… because I always wish the best for you. Farewell.
If I had to play a final prank on you before bidding you farewell, I would tie your legs to your cubicle when you aren’t looking so that you can never leave us. Goodbye.
Saying goodbye to you is such a crazy thing! Promise me this is not the end of everything. I know you will always come to meet me to get some advice and remember it’s not for free! I will miss you buddy!
We all wish your resignation gets rejected and your dog eats up your new appointment letter. Farewell to a boss who we don’t want to let go.
On one hand, I feel happy that I no longer have to listen to your angry rants, but on the other the thought of having a new boss makes me wet my pants. Farewell.
I wish my employment contract had a clause which bounded my job with yours so I could follow you wherever you go. Goodbye.
I still don’t understand why you decided to leave the company. Do you think you can have tons of fun in your new office without us? Okay, let’s see who is going to miss what.
It’s time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I’d much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure.
To our dearest colleague… you decided to move to greener pastures, but your departure will leave our grounds barren and dry. Farewell.
Farewell, to the man whose word we trusted more than operating procedures, checklists and manuals. Your knowledge and experience was always beyond par.
Without your help and never-ending support, I don’t know how I will be able to hold fort. Without your cheerful smile and motivational notes, I will have to depend on inspirational videos and quotes. Farewell.
It was a pleasure being your boss, because you sent all my worries for a toss. As you leave I want to lay my heart bare, to tell you that employees like you are really rare. Goodbye.
Your resignation is the biggest loss that our company has suffered this fiscal. We all wish farewell to the employee who was a profit driving machine and a friend so special.
As a colleague, you are a shield that protects us from the boss’ rants and a weapon that helps us in our war with monthly targets. Farewell.
Without a fun-loving co-worker like you, our after work drinks will turn sober, quiet and slightly more sophisticated. Farewell buddy, we will miss you.
Coming to work every day and not seeing your chirpy face will be a painful anguish. But the fun memories we’ve shared at work will never diminish. Farewell.
I know that quitting this job has been one of the BEST decisions of your life but just so you know, it will have the WORST impact on your colleagues. While you are set to GAIN a better position, we are set to LOSE a terrific comrade. Farewell.
On the outside, I may be smiling while I wish you farewell. But on the inside, I am desperately praying that you will quit your new job and come back to work with us again. Farewell.
Because we are in the office, I may not let tears out of my eyes. But I want you to know, that my heart will silently weep and cry. Farewell.
I would envy you for your new job, but right now I am just shocked and sad to know that you are leaving. Farewell to the colleague to made lunch breaks awesome and added life to dull team meetings.
If I had to play a final prank on you before bidding you farewell, I would tie your legs to your cubicle when you aren’t looking so that you can never leave us. Goodbye.
You will go away but your morals, ethics and advice will always stay with us. Thanks for being such an inspirational colleague.
We were planning to throw you an amazing party next month and shower you heaps of gifts… but now that you’re leaving that’s not going to happen. So let us know if you change your mind. Farewell.
With your resignation your employment in this company may finish, but the sweet memories of working with you will never diminish. Goodbye and farewell.
Today our team is going to lose its sense of humor and its heart beat. Farewell to the colleague who made every day seem like a treat.
Instead of saying farewell to you, I wish I could say fare-bad so that you come back and continue working with us. But I won’t… because I always wish the best for you. Farewell.
If I knew that you would turn out to be such an extraordinary employee, I would have asked you to sign a 10 year contract so that you would never leave me. Farewell.
We have planned a grand department party next week which you won’t be able to attend because it seems that life has grander plans for you. Farewell and we will miss you.
Your resignation has shook us from the core. Without you, work is going to be a bore. Your departure has made us all sad. Your absence is going to drive us totally mad. Farewell.
You better send me a sweet and cheerful good morning text every day. After you leave, I will have nothing else to help me look forward to the day at work. Farewell.
In your absence, who will I blame for not meeting deadlines? I’ll miss you, farewell.
I am saying goodbye not just to a colleague, but also to a friend and my greatest source of inspiration. Farewell.
The boss may be sad because of losing a hardworking and efficient employee, but we are sad because your heart-warming smile we will no longer see. Goodbye and farewell.
How much more money are they giving you? Write that number down. Double it. Throw the paper away. I don’t have that kind of money, but I can bribe you with brownies, my delightful smile, jokes, and my friendship. Reconsider staying!
Today our team is going to lose its sense of humor and its heartbeat. Farewell to the guy who made every day seem like Sunday with his jokes and enthusiasm.
Thank you for leaving us and going away! You are really a naughty cookie… I simply wish that your boss would love you as we love and accept your real attitude. Honestly, I’m gonna miss working with you. Thank you for all the inspiration! God bless!
Today officially marks the end of the time when you can shout and scream at us at the pretext of being our boss. Farewell.
So, now I have to do both our jobs until they find your replacement? Damn son!
It may seem a hard goodbye, but man, you are really leaving me with the crazies. I bid you adieu.
Funny Farewell Messages for Colleague
I will forever be mad at you for leaving me here with all this craziness. I will miss you so much, do not forget me, dear ex-colleague.
Now that you are going, I wonder who will be our shield and protect us from the boss’s rage and rants. Best of luck with your life. See you later, alligator.
You can wish for but never find another cool set of colleagues like us. I hope you see better days in your new workplace, will miss you so much.
Dear colleague, you have been a savior and a great company. But tell us how much more money are you getting in your new office?
I have been waiting to sit on your chair for a while, thanks for finally giving me the opportunity. I hope they give you a more comfortable chair at your new office.
Funny Farewell Messages for Boss
Dear Boss, we will really avoid bumping into you. Jokes apart, I will forever cherish all the memories and all the peaks we conquered as a team. Have a great life ahead of you.
Today is actually the last day of holding you the authority to be angry with our performance, we will definitely miss you screaming at us.
I am sorry that we caused you trouble and made the HR team look so bad, but honestly- we enjoyed doing that. No regrades, we had the best time indeed.
Remember us for our brilliant works and forget about all the mess-ups. And we will remember you for your smiles, not for your screams.
Boss, we will miss doing all your works for you every day. It actually won’t be easy without you around, but it will be better, we hope! Conveying the best regards.
Funny Goodbye Quotes
“When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep not screaming like all the passengers in her car.”
“I still see your face when I am dreaming. That’s why I always wake up screaming.’
“When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye!’
“90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.’
“Not all goodbyes are sad, for example “Goodbye Class!”
“It will not be the same without you. It will actually be better!”
“Farewell. Someone is really going to miss you. But, it is not going to be me!”
“Having awesome coworkers is a bad habit, because it’ll be impossible to work with someone else now that you’re leaving.”
“On the outside, know that we may be smiling and wish you farewell. But on the inside, we are desperately praying that you will quit your new job and come back to work with us again.
“With your resignation your employment in this office may finish, but the sweet memories of working with you will never diminish.”
“Goodnight. I have had a perfect evening but tonight wasn’t it.”
“Goodbye, we will miss trying to avoid you around here!”
“We are all going to really miss doing all your work for you everyday!”
“Goodbye, don’t cry! We won’t!”
“It won’t be the same without you here, work may actually get done!”
“I am looking forward to not keeping in touch with you! So long!”
“I’ll miss you until you come back but I hope you’ll make up for it by getting me awesome gifts. Bon voyage.”
Funny farewell quotes found in books, movies, and songs, or said by famous people are ideal to use for a farewell note or to help you smile through a goodbye.
“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.’ – Oh, the Places You’ll Go, Dr. Seuss
“See you later, alligator” – “See You Later Alligator,” Bill Haley and the Comets
“A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.” – Helen Rowland
“Bye Felicia!” – Friday.
“Goodbye, Vietnam! That’s right, I’m history, I’m outta here, I got the lucky ticket home, baby.” – Good Morning Vietnam
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go” – The Duchess of Padua, Oscar Wilde
“It is generally agreed that ‘Hello’ is an appropriate greeting because if you entered a room and said ‘Goodbye,’ it could confuse a lot of people.” – I’m OK, You’re Not So Hot, Dolph Sharp
“So long, and thanks for all the fish!” – The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams
“Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who’s already left.” – Robert Byrne
I hope that your next boss will hate you so much so that he’ll kick you back here. Just kidding! Be good there and all the best for your new workplace.
We really believe leaving this company is the first big step into a great future for you. We wish you lots of success.
We were planning to throw you an amazing party next month and shower you heaps of gifts… but now that you’re leaving that’s not going to happen. So let us know if you change your mind. Farewell.
Great to hear that you’re going away. I can’t wait to hear that you have been crowned as the “gossip queen” at the workplace. Goodbye!
Without a fun-loving co-worker like you, our after-work drinks will turn sober, quiet, and slightly more sophisticated. Goodbye buddy, we will miss you.
Now that you have stepped down as Captain of the ship, who will sail us through choppy waters? Goodbye, boss.
We wish you lots of money and a loving boss in the coming future. So go now and never come back! Best of luck.
Thank you.. It touches me. Yeah, true friendship will never die. I really appreciate this. Awesome and really cool. I like it a lot. But it’s pretty sad to realize that I’m not gonna see my best friend for a long time.
I’m a little bit sad hearing that you will no longer our boss but on the other hand, I’m happy to know that for sure you will be a good set of example in your new office as what you have shown to us. More power and God bless you!
Your pics are hot, your work is not – and don’t let anyone fool you otherwise! Just kidding… keep the bandana on – it prevents people from knowing how much hair is missing!
Dear boss… in your new job, as you come across more annoying employees than us – you will realize how dealing with us has never been a fuss. Farewell dear boss.
I know that you are going to get an awesome salary in your new job but there is no guarantee that you will get awesome colleagues like us too. Do you still want to go? Farewell.
